I went to the Dark Side. They had cake.

I find your lack of ice cream disturbing...

The Darh Vader on my cake actually makes the respirator sound! I posted the video on my Instagram and Facebook.

So yeah, the year, my birthday falls on Thanksgiving, just like it did the year I was born. Huzzah.

In other news, I am actually contemplating doing a bit of Black Friday shopping. I have obviously lost my damn mind.